You Know You're A Hopeless Oh/Ah My Goddess Fan When...

You know all the words to the "egg song" (extra points if you know it in Japanese).

You have an entry for the "Goddess Relief Line" on your speed dialer.

You had to read all sixty chapters of that Hellsing/South Park/ Pokemon/Berserk crossover fanfic because you thought you spotted a reference to Belldandy on the first page.

You've spent more than 10 minutes debating over whether its Welsper or Velsper.

You've invested several days of your life researching Norse mythology and doing in-depth analysis of the goddesses' childhood on some forum. (Wait a minute.....)

You've actually used the phrase "Yummy Nummers" in a public place.

You knew instantly where "Yummy Nummers" comes from.

You've spent an entire evening tracking down the searchlight from a restaurant grand opening on the off chance it was a gate.