You Know You're A Hopeless Oh/Ah My Goddess Fan When...

You hear some child scream, "I'm not a KID!" and you instinctively duck to avoid shrapnel.

You keep the areas in front of your mirrors free of breakables and Knick-knacks, "just in case."

You have strong suspicions about that little girl up the street who keeps roller skating past your house.

You honestly believe talking kindly to a mode of transportation will make it work better.

You keep a pint of sake on you at all times, "just in case."

You habitually check the top of light fixtures to make sure you're not being spied on.

You've caused a class disturbance by shouting "I'm such a genius!" after solving some particularly difficult problem.

Sudden light bulb burn outs make you worried that someone's getting upset over something.

You have Djarling tea on hand even though you don't drink tea, "just in case."

You've ever spent any amount of time wondering if Belldandy has meet Tsukino Usagi and if they have what they talked about.

You included Gan-chan in your report on space pioneers.

You've sent a Christmas card to "Morisato Keiichi and Friends, Chiba Prefecture, Nekomi City, Nekomi 3-4-106, Tarikihogan Temple", "just in case."

You included Urd in your acknowledgements for your chemistry graduation thesis.